mister-fink:

Booker, catch





kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better



florizuelan:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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I was gonna scroll past but lol


drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


my hand slipped


evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo